One never understands how Two can live its life.
One doesn't comprehend the way Three stand idly by.
One is confused as to how Four goes round and round.
One is perplexed by the way Five fails to learn.
One is vexed at Six and doesn't remember why.
One avoids Seven at all costs.
Eight is One's biggest enemy.
Nine like to slap One in its face.

Zero is One's only friend, and together they walk away
Hand in hand.